Cheating Whores

I am fairly new to the world of blogging, but feel like I have some life experience.  I don't think there's a whole lot out there that I haven't seen or at least heard of.  In my world, cheating exists.  It happens everyday for whatever reason even though I think it's wrong.  (I think fat girls wearing an extra small size anything is wrong too, but those bitches keep on!)  Now, cheating on your high school boyfriend is one thing......it's still wrong but you're young and you're not sure what you want, and you may have been drunk, but hopefully not married.  Cheating on your spouse is totally different!  And people are blogging about it!!  And posting naked pictures of themselves! (but I'll blog about that later).  Back to Cheating,  this is wrong on soooo many levels, but let's just explore a few.

1)  Marriage is sacred.
  It's actually one of the few things I consider sacred.  It's like up there with Vodka!  When you got married, you vowed to be there through sickness and health, good and bad.  And I'm sure there's something about fidelity in there.  Don't get me wrong, If you and your partner have an open marriage that you have both agreed to, Then by all means have your cake and eat it too!  However, if that's not the case then it's time to nut up or shut up.  Either you confront your significant other about your unhappiness or sit there being unhappy and be quiet about it.  Does it really make sense to go fuck somebody else because you're unhappy today with your current relationship? No...for me it doesn't.  If you're that unhappy, then get out first and then go fuck somebody else.

2)  Rule #1 when cheating: Don't get caught.
If you're already cheating, then you know this is the basic rule of cheaters.  Getting caught starts all kinds of drama, and most cheaters are trying to stay drama free.  So if you're trying not get caught, don't blog about it!! Seriously, I was so shocked that these people are documenting all their cheating ways.  If you really want to exploit all your freakiness and you feel the best way to do that is to blog about it, then at least don't openly admit on your blog that you're married and this blog is about the people you meet on Ashley Madison and have affairs with.  I know the Internet is a big place, but there's always that small chance that someone is going to find it and report it to your significant other.

3)  Getting caught sucks.
It sucks huge hairy s.t.d.-infected balls.  And it sucks for everyone involved.  You and your cheating partner aren't the only ones who are gonna get hurt.  You have potentially become a home-wrecker.  You've taken a husband/wife, mom/dad, girlfriend/boyfriend away from someone else.  You have probably fucked someone up for life.  They will never see long-term relationships the same again.  All because you wanted to be a cheating whore.