Tuesday, October 25, 2011

KNOW HOW I KNOW YOU'RE GHETTO

How I know I live in the ghetto:

1) Yesterday when I got home, there was a 10 yr old girl outside wearing a collared shirt, jeans, and teal colored high heeled boots.  I mean, like bright teal plastic boots with a four inch heel....

2)  On any given day at any given hour, there is at least 1 person outside....just watching....and no, we don't have neighborhood watch!

3) I walked out my door one day, at like 2 in the afternoon, and AAA and a few neighbors are outside standing in a circle, drinking with the old black guy who lives across from us

4)  I've only met a few of the neighbors, but 2/3 are either fresh out of jail, on probation, or have a court date set to go back to jail.  The other 1/3 don't venture out of their apartment.

5) All of these said neighbors know what a "spread" is and have their own way of making one.

6)  Friday night is like a fucking block party!  Everyone is outside hanging out, sharing drugs/alcohol/communicable diseases and whatnot.

One thing I love about the ghetto: er'body knows how to mind they bitness!

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