Complaints of the week:
1. I still haven't won the lottery.
2. I still have a shitty ass job.
3. AAA (my husband) still has hoodrats on his facebook page.
Let's discuss (and by discuss I mean let me rant about) #3, shall we? AAA and I have a pretty stable relationship....at the moment. Needless to say every relationship has its problems. Ours has had more than most, and they're mostly his fault.
Just FYI boys: Girls don't like to be cheated on...ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD!!!! Anyway, back to our discussion.
So anyway, a few months ago I caught AAA cheating on me....Again....For the 3rd fucking time in the whole 8 years we have been together! Needless to say I went a little bit crazy....just a little bit though. Anyway, one of the many conditions of us staying together was him deleting a whole lotta skanks from his facebook page. So just to make sure it got done right, I deleted all those bitches myself!
So because I'm soooo busy at work today, I decide to do some research....call it cyberstalking if you want....tomato/potato...whatever. So as I'm researching I find that 1) I overlooked one skank/hoodrat/bitch/slut/hoe and didn't delete her and 2) He has decided to add another skank/hoodrat/bitch/slut/hoe......WHAT THE FUCK?
SERIOUSLY?
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU FUCKING THINK I WOULD BE COOL WITH YOU HAVING THESE MOTHERFUCKING DISEASED WHORES AS FACEBOOK FRIENDS? ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID OR ARE YOU FUCKING SUICIDAL? EITHER WAY, I'M FUCKING PISSED!
Of course I did what any loving wife would do. I texted him and told him he needed to delete them....That was about 40 minutes ago. He has about 20 more before I start Round 567890 with him ;)
1.) You can't complain about him cheating and in the same breath acknowledge that you forgave him and took him back!
ReplyDelete2.) you can't blame him for the fact that you overlooked one of the skanks, the adding of the second is his doing and you have the right to be mad about that one.
3.) If he deletes these skanks, is that really going to satisfy your need to punish him? NO!
4.) The defenition of crazy is repeating the same action over and over and expecting different results! Shall we just call you crazy mexican?
5.) NO I don't have anything better to do with my time at work either!
6.) NO you didn't ask for my opinion, but the beauty of blogging online is that nosey bitches like me get to read and respond to your post!
Now quit being so damn hard on AAA and figure out what your really pissed off about, and go have a few drinks and get over that shit! After all he deleted them didn't he? and the fact that he laughs at you for being crazy is no reason to keep being angry at him! Have a nice day!
@ Sandra
ReplyDelete1) I can and will complain about whatever I want
2) I can and will blame him for whatever I want
3) It was a little bit satisfying....
4) You wouldn't be the first person to call me crazy Mexican :)
5) Obviously, I need to talk to your boss about your workload
6) I never ask for your opinion, but for some reason you feel the need to share it anyway :)
I don't know what I was really pissed off about, but a couple hours after posting this I was over it. I think the lack of alcohol during the work week is making me go crazy....or maybe it's cause I took myself off the Prozac again....Who knows? :)