So, I dressed up for a Halloween party this weekend....for the first time ever!
See when I was little we didn't celebrate Halloween, because it's a Satanic holiday and my parents were into the whole church thing.....or they were being super cheap and lazy....idk. But they said it was a Satanic Holiday and we couldn't celebrate. Needless to say as a kid I felt cheated. I wanted to be like all the other kids and dress up and go get candy. My parents and grandparents always made sure they bought a bunch of candy so we could munch as well as pass it out, but it wasn't the same :(
(And btw, don't you think that's just a tad hypocritical? You won't let your own children celebrate it, but you pass out candy to all the other kids who are? WTF is that?)
Anywho, so this year we got invited to a halloween/costume/birthday party and AAA decided we needed to dress up. At first I wasn't really into it cause I've never done it, most of the costumes in the store were skanky and made for an anorexic pre-teen and I'm just not usually that outgoing so I wasn't sure how fun it would be. But as the party got closer I got really excited about it.
Anyway, I had a BLAST! It was so fun to see a bunch of "grown-ups" dressed up. We had Pauly D and J Woww in the house, a Smurfette, Little Red Riding Hood, a doctor and sexy nurse, zorro and a senorita, a cowgirl, a 1920's Gangster, a flapper, Hulk Hogan, a witch, some fairies, Wonderwoman and idk who else cause I'm still exhausted from the party!
Happy Halloween!
Monday, October 31, 2011
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
KNOW HOW I KNOW YOU'RE GHETTO
How I know I live in the ghetto:
1) Yesterday when I got home, there was a 10 yr old girl outside wearing a collared shirt, jeans, and teal colored high heeled boots. I mean, like bright teal plastic boots with a four inch heel....
2) On any given day at any given hour, there is at least 1 person outside....just watching....and no, we don't have neighborhood watch!
3) I walked out my door one day, at like 2 in the afternoon, and AAA and a few neighbors are outside standing in a circle, drinking with the old black guy who lives across from us
4) I've only met a few of the neighbors, but 2/3 are either fresh out of jail, on probation, or have a court date set to go back to jail. The other 1/3 don't venture out of their apartment.
5) All of these said neighbors know what a "spread" is and have their own way of making one.
6) Friday night is like a fucking block party! Everyone is outside hanging out, sharing drugs/alcohol/communicable diseases and whatnot.
One thing I love about the ghetto: er'body knows how to mind they bitness!
1) Yesterday when I got home, there was a 10 yr old girl outside wearing a collared shirt, jeans, and teal colored high heeled boots. I mean, like bright teal plastic boots with a four inch heel....
2) On any given day at any given hour, there is at least 1 person outside....just watching....and no, we don't have neighborhood watch!
3) I walked out my door one day, at like 2 in the afternoon, and AAA and a few neighbors are outside standing in a circle, drinking with the old black guy who lives across from us
4) I've only met a few of the neighbors, but 2/3 are either fresh out of jail, on probation, or have a court date set to go back to jail. The other 1/3 don't venture out of their apartment.
5) All of these said neighbors know what a "spread" is and have their own way of making one.
6) Friday night is like a fucking block party! Everyone is outside hanging out, sharing drugs/alcohol/communicable diseases and whatnot.
One thing I love about the ghetto: er'body knows how to mind they bitness!
Friday, October 21, 2011
Ho Fo' Sho'
Complaints of the week:
1. I still haven't won the lottery.
2. I still have a shitty ass job.
3. AAA (my husband) still has hoodrats on his facebook page.
Let's discuss (and by discuss I mean let me rant about) #3, shall we? AAA and I have a pretty stable relationship....at the moment. Needless to say every relationship has its problems. Ours has had more than most, and they're mostly his fault.
Just FYI boys: Girls don't like to be cheated on...ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD!!!! Anyway, back to our discussion.
So anyway, a few months ago I caught AAA cheating on me....Again....For the 3rd fucking time in the whole 8 years we have been together! Needless to say I went a little bit crazy....just a little bit though. Anyway, one of the many conditions of us staying together was him deleting a whole lotta skanks from his facebook page. So just to make sure it got done right, I deleted all those bitches myself!
So because I'm soooo busy at work today, I decide to do some research....call it cyberstalking if you want....tomato/potato...whatever. So as I'm researching I find that 1) I overlooked one skank/hoodrat/bitch/slut/hoe and didn't delete her and 2) He has decided to add another skank/hoodrat/bitch/slut/hoe......WHAT THE FUCK?
SERIOUSLY?
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU FUCKING THINK I WOULD BE COOL WITH YOU HAVING THESE MOTHERFUCKING DISEASED WHORES AS FACEBOOK FRIENDS? ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID OR ARE YOU FUCKING SUICIDAL? EITHER WAY, I'M FUCKING PISSED!
Of course I did what any loving wife would do. I texted him and told him he needed to delete them....That was about 40 minutes ago. He has about 20 more before I start Round 567890 with him ;)
1. I still haven't won the lottery.
2. I still have a shitty ass job.
3. AAA (my husband) still has hoodrats on his facebook page.
Let's discuss (and by discuss I mean let me rant about) #3, shall we? AAA and I have a pretty stable relationship....at the moment. Needless to say every relationship has its problems. Ours has had more than most, and they're mostly his fault.
Just FYI boys: Girls don't like to be cheated on...ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD!!!! Anyway, back to our discussion.
So anyway, a few months ago I caught AAA cheating on me....Again....For the 3rd fucking time in the whole 8 years we have been together! Needless to say I went a little bit crazy....just a little bit though. Anyway, one of the many conditions of us staying together was him deleting a whole lotta skanks from his facebook page. So just to make sure it got done right, I deleted all those bitches myself!
So because I'm soooo busy at work today, I decide to do some research....call it cyberstalking if you want....tomato/potato...whatever. So as I'm researching I find that 1) I overlooked one skank/hoodrat/bitch/slut/hoe and didn't delete her and 2) He has decided to add another skank/hoodrat/bitch/slut/hoe......WHAT THE FUCK?
SERIOUSLY?
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU FUCKING THINK I WOULD BE COOL WITH YOU HAVING THESE MOTHERFUCKING DISEASED WHORES AS FACEBOOK FRIENDS? ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID OR ARE YOU FUCKING SUICIDAL? EITHER WAY, I'M FUCKING PISSED!
Of course I did what any loving wife would do. I texted him and told him he needed to delete them....That was about 40 minutes ago. He has about 20 more before I start Round 567890 with him ;)
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Why?
Why? Obviously because I have only 1 friend and no privacy at home! My 1 friend is single and doesn't want to hear about my boring problems and with 3 kids It's so loud I can barely concentrate on the directions for Hamburger Helper! And also just because I thought it might be kinda fun....and because they told us at work we couldn't talk anymore so I need somewhere to bitch and complain :)
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