Thursday, December 8, 2011

Why Whooty is the Best

Whooty - White Girl with a booty

Now you know why I call my best friend Whooty.

Why is she the best?

 BECAUSE I FUCKIN' SAID SO GODDAMNIT!!

And also, because she is my down ass bitch!  She is someone who knows all my secrets,  knows all my fears, and accepts my crazy ass for who I am.  And also, she almost kicked some home-wreckers' ass last night at the bar because and said home-wrecker was talking shit and Whooty is holding a grudge on my behalf..... WHOOTY ROCKS!!

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